Democracy First Campaign

Imagine if politics worked like sports—where only the most talented, hardworking, and principled players made the cut. Well, that’s exactly what we’ve done here. No lobbyists, no billionaire cronies—just an all-star lineup of public servants who actually want to serve the public.

Of course, we know there are plenty of other qualified candidates out there. Maybe we left out one of your favorites? Let us know! Who would you have picked? Who do you think deserves a spot on this dream team?

Now, before you ask—Where’s Bernie?!—don’t worry, we didn’t forget him. In fact, we gave him the most powerful role behind the scenes: Chief of Staff. Sure, it’s not technically a Cabinet position, but let’s be honest—if anyone should be whispering in the President’s ear 24/7, it’s Bernie. President Sprocket will turn to him first for every major decision, every fiery pep talk, and every reminder that the billionaires are up to no good.

Click on any Cabinet member to learn more and, for extra fun, compare them to Trump’s actual picks. Spoiler alert: our team is infinitely more qualified and infinitely more dedicated to helping regular Americans. Meanwhile, Trump’s Cabinet was the wealthiest in U.S. history, worth a staggering $17 billion. And yet, millions of MAGA voters believed he was going to fight for them.

So, take a look around, have a laugh, and imagine what politics could be like if competence and integrity were required for the job.

Our Dream Team Selection Process

Much like picking an all-star baseball team, we’ve selected an fictional lineup of Cabinet members and other key figures who represent our vision for progressive governance.