Tim Walz
All-Star Fantasy Vice President
If you’re looking for a VP who can lead with heart, fight for working people, and deliver a powerful takedown of JD Vance with a smile, Tim Walz is your guy. A former high school teacher and National Guard veteran, Walz has always had the backs of everyday Americans—especially the middle class. As Governor of Minnesota, he’s been a champion for unions, fair wages, and making sure hard work actually pays off.
And let’s not forget his legendary debate moments—his sharp, no-nonsense dismantling of JD Vance during the presidential campaign was so effective that even fact-checkers needed a breather. Whether it’s standing up for working families, rallying behind labor rights, or keeping the opposition on their toes, Walz is the VP you want in your corner—just don’t challenge him to a debate unless you’re ready for a reality check.
J.D. Vance, Current Vice President
His biggest accomplishment so far has been trying to bully and humiliate President Zelensky into repeatedly thanking President Trump—while Trump was busy extorting Ukraine’s natural resources from him in exchange for the survival of his country. A perfect VP for the Mafia, not the United States.