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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC)
All-Star Fictional Secretary of the Department of Economic Justice (DEJ)
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is the perfect choice for Secretary of Economic Justice, bringing a bold vision for a fairer economy. A relentless advocate for workers, she champions higher wages, stronger unions, and corporate accountability. As a leader in the fight against wealth inequality, she pushes for policies like progressive taxation, universal housing, and a Green New Deal that benefits workers, not just corporations. Her ability to mobilize grassroots support and challenge entrenched power makes her uniquely suited to lead the charge for an economy that works for the many, not the few. With AOC at the helm, justice means action.
If you’re looking for a VP who can lead with heart, fight for working people, and deliver a powerful takedown of JD Vance with a smile, Tim Walz is your guy. A former high school teacher and National Guard veteran, Walz has always had the backs of everyday Americans—especially the middle class. As Governor of Minnesota, he’s been a champion for unions, fair wages, and making sure hard work actually pays off.
And let’s not forget his legendary debate moments—his sharp, no-nonsense dismantling of JD Vance during the presidential campaign was so effective that even fact-checkers needed a breather. Whether it’s standing up for working families, rallying behind labor rights, or keeping the opposition on their toes, Walz is the VP you want in your corner—just don’t challenge him to a debate unless you’re ready for a reality check
Possible Goals for the Department of Economic Justice Fair Wages & Workers’ Rights
Implement and enforce living wage standards. Strengthen labor protections and prevent wage theft.
Support unionization and collective bargaining rights.
Corporate Accountability & Tax Justice
Close corporate tax loopholes.
Enforce progressive taxation on wealth and capital gains.
Regulate predatory financial practices.
Access to Financial Services & Wealth Building
Expand access to low-interest loans for small businesses and entrepreneurs.
Develop programs for first-time homeownership and generational wealth-building.
Address racial and gender wealth gaps with targeted policies.
Universal Basic Needs
Implement universal child allowances or expanded social safety nets.
Ensure affordable housing policies and rent control measures.
Expand access to free or low-cost healthcare and education.
Green Economic Transition & Worker Retraining
Fund job retraining programs for workers transitioning from fossil fuel industries.
Invest in infrastructure and green energy jobs with fair wages and protections.
Support cooperative business models and worker-owned enterprises.
The U.S. Department of Economic Justice (DEJ) was recently created to provide Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez with the tools she needs to apply her talent and expertise in support of the middle class. The department is dedicated to advancing fair economic policies, reducing income inequality, strengthening workers’ rights, and addressing systemic barriers to financial stability.
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