John B. King Jr.
All-Star Fantasy Secretary of Education
John B. King Jr. is a seasoned education leader with a deep commitment to equity and student success. As a former U.S. Secretary of Education under the Obama administration, he worked to expand access to quality education, improve teacher support, and promote college affordability. His background as a teacher and school administrator gives him firsthand insight into the challenges educators and students face.
At the Department of Education, King has prioritized closing achievement gaps, expanding early childhood education, and addressing student loan debt. He has worked to strengthen public schools and ensure higher education remains accessible to all students. His leadership emphasizes evidence-based policies that support lifelong learning and workforce development.
J.D. Vance, Current Vice President
His biggest accomplishment so far has been trying to bully and humiliate President Zelensky into repeatedly thanking President Trump—while Trump was busy extorting Ukraine’s natural resources from him in exchange for the survival of his country. A perfect VP for the Mafia, not the United States.