Vanita Gupta
All-Star Fantasy Attorney General
Vanita Gupta is highly qualified to serve as Attorney General due to her extensive experience in civil rights, criminal justice reform, and legal advocacy. As Associate Attorney General under Biden, she oversaw key divisions of the Justice Department, tackling issues like police reform, voting rights, and corporate accountability. Previously, as head of the Civil Rights Division under Obama, she led efforts to combat racial discrimination, protect LGBTQ+ rights, and reform sentencing policies.
Gupta’s bipartisan credibility and deep legal expertise make her a strong, principled leader for the Justice Department. She has consistently prioritized justice, fairness, and accountability, ensuring the law serves all Americans, not just the powerful.
Pam Bondi, Current Attorney General
During her first term as Florida AG, Pam Bondi went all-in against marriage equality, warning in 2014 that same-sex marriage would “impose serious public harm”—as if it were a Category 5 hurricane heading for the state. Given her stance, I just hope President Trump doesn’t accidentally seat her next to his Secretary of the Treasury and his family at the next Mar-a-Lago Thanksgiving dinner. Awkward!